Chav Language

Isn't it = INNIT

poo = shit

brother/friend/man across the street = bruv

the pentagon car park stairwell = home

car park/lift/bus shelter/toilet = bog

classical music = poison

porn = PAW

marijuana = WEED

bus/train = music concert (Play your shitey music as loud as you fucking want!)

End of a sentence = you know what I mean bruv

A brand new fith hand crappy peugeot 206 with a noisy exaust and fag ash as standard = car