How to Lift Surf (Comprehensive Guide)

What is Lift Surfing?
Lift surfing was detailed on it's own guide. Refer here.

What you need

 * 1) First of all you will need Type 2 Diabetes. You can obtain one from IKEA at the flight ticket sales desk.
 * 2) Secondarileyly you will need a Fork Key. (bent or strait doesn't matter)
 * 3) You will need some Walkers Branded Crisps. If you find yourself hungry on top of a lift it could lead to a serious injury such as a pulled muscle or electrocution.

Step to Step
You will now be guided step by step on how to lift surf. Congratulations. You surfed your first lift.
 * 1) Get the fork key in your left hand. Hold it fork side up.
 * 2) Smash the fork into your right eye.
 * 3) Kick the shaft door until it falls off and then jump down the shaft
 * 4) If you survive, go home and have some dinner.